waited til the movie guilty men was done then it was garbage run so we're trapped up here so i feed mister his food but his nuggets are frozen what the hell he don't care he loved the watermelon popsicle i shared with him so then the elevator comes and it's pouring rain and he's moving like dog shaped sludge and zigzagging so i gotta keep switching umbrella hand and he's just looking for sidewalk treats he doesn't hafta poop but you never know though you do if you read him right so we go back in and press the elevator button and wait, no sound so we check the mail 15 seconds the elevator has come and gone the same elevator that's so slow it seems to be in another dimension and while you watch the number lights you go into that dimension or bonkers and then it comes but margaret's coming off remarking i got a dog now and directly he's burrowing his wet snout in her fresh pants and she's backing off and the elevator's closing and i say mister come on and he doesn't hear so i tug his leash and put my arm to stop the elevator door and the elevator door is senseless of my arm and begins to crush and i finally wedge my body in and it says oh why didn't you say you wanted to get on and i sigh and as soon as we get up the sun comes out .