i didn't like barbie, she was so fake, her body creeped me out, no nipples, no pussy! confusing kids! but i liked her clothes and her accessories. girls had cooler things to play with. maybe i wanted to be a tiny girl but not sexless and plastic and creepy like barbie or hard and macho hideous like g.i.joe. i would have been a boy-girl. somehow i never even thought of ken. he was just an in-between, nothing. r. brought home her box of barbies and accessories and i snuck this corderoy cape out to do a fashion photo with mister. this boy could wear literally anything or nothing and look cute. maybe i'd be like him. i'm glad r. doesn't think it's weird i wanna look at her barbie cache. she rather appreciates that.