i wish she didn't have to go so crazy-lu. she's so sweet and lovable but then she goes crazy and slobbers all over the place and does she can't calm down and it's embarrassing and people flee us and she wants to be friends so badly she can't contain her crazy love. teddy's human said you're lucky she's cute, and i'm like she's lucky, but i'm embarrassed. yeah it could be worse, she could be not cute i guess and then we'd both be pariahs. least she doesn't steal balls like teddy. anyway they always say it is what it is but things don't stay the way they is, crazy may mellow into sane. even haters may change, but they choose to hate, they could choose the sane way. lulu doesn't choose to be crazy, and she doesn't choose to hate.