a diner in a restaurant asks the waiter why he has a spoon in his pocket. he says when people drop silverware it's usually spoons so they always have one handy. the other innovation is they tie a string on their penis so when they go to the urinal they can pull it out and save time washing hands. what about putting it back? the diner asks. oh well, we usually use a spoon.
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