i think of the irony of pooping. they got aldermen putting up signs like election ads warning citizens not to leave dog poop, but you see no signs warning humans about leaving human poop. meanwhile goosers poop everywhere, those canadians, they the most poopingest of city critters, they respect no borders or walls, and they never go back to the home country or bother to migrate further south. everywhere they settle is goose poop paradise. they use dogs to chase waterbirds off the human beach where dogs ain't allowed on unless to chase off other poopers (who may even be nesting) before the humans arrive. then they're banished to the cage on the truck til they get back to the kennel. it's funny i have to step in myriads of goose poop to pick up lulu's poop while she eats said goose poop i wear around all day. i'm just saying. i love when lulu poops in the woods by the coyote den.