whelp, lu, i might a known,

 if louse mcurdle touched this bench it would be painted black

it couldn't be allowed. it was too colorful. it smacked of artistic expression, and you know where that leads: trouble, and it stands out like a sore thumb, whatever that means, maybe a sore thumb is colorful i guess. nothing can be left alone unless it's out of sight.

yeah, damn the louses, i liked those colors. sumbitches cant leave anything be.