this chauffeur in the green book is a real goomba.

when you first hired me my wife went out and bought one of your records. the one about the orphans?
orphans?
yeah, cover had a bunch of kids sitting around a campfire.
orpheus.
yeah.
orpheus in the underworld. it's based on a french opera. and those weren't children on the cover. those were demns in the bowels of hell.
no shit? must have been naughty kids.