oh, my dog! the throbbing house music! it's like psychological torture! it's making me want to hurl bones! it goes on and on all summer endlessly! who in dog's name are these freaking humanoids! it's so godawful monotonous! it's like one head-beating mechanical song that never ends, it's an all-out aural assault! 
but mister pooped! hey-ya, ya-ya!