least if i can't sleep in i'm waking up for him, not some shit job. it's funny, my job duty is to follow dogs around and pick up their poop, but this is the least shitty job i've ever had. this is a dream job, even when i'm dreaming hard.
the shittiest job i can think of would be fucking over masses of people and executing  populations for money. how do those guys wake up to do their jobs? they probably don't, they do it in their evil sleep.