trump's the junk king. i saw a truck with that emblazoned on the side and i'd like to see the fat orange squinty-eyed fizzle-wit with a t-shirt reading trump, the junk king. he thinks he's the emperor of dearth, he's the emperor of ice cream, he's the top bully, he makes all the boys and girls scream, he's the motherfucker of the world, he's the assassin in chief, he's the junk king.