did you see your shadow today, k? it's a stupid thing, kids, groundhog day, it don't mean shit if you see your shadow on groundhog day. in fact i've never seen a groundhog oh a groundhog shadow, any day. hey, is an earth pig a groundhog? no, r. said, it's like earth wind and fire, that's what that is. anyhoo, i seen my shadow today, and it was shaking visibly. not just because we are making progress on the war on the heathens who are trying to destroy freedom and democracy in afghanistan after 17 years of superpower terrorism, as bush said, as obomba said, so said the final we hope trump. but because it's colder than trump and all the evil precedents hearts put together in one vast thermonucular warhead. that's cold, kids.
i texted kumar, did you see your shadow today? he texted back, everywhere.