at comet and hilde's a mail sub said can you wait i'm afraid of dogs and the door closed on hilde's foot and she yowled and i said fuck this we're coming in and the sub said ok then i won't deliver your mail, well i don't live here but we'll see how that goes, the dogs live here, you do your work i'll do mine, get over it, she says don't tell me what to get over, i said get over it, she says fuck you i say fuck you the door shuts we trade a few more fuck yous and all the while she's still talking on her invisible phone bitching about dogs. why the fuck you wanna deliver mail if you fear and loathe dogs gnome sane happy fucking super duper tuesday gnome sane. she called me bitch and i called her bitch but she give girl dogs a bad name gnome sane.