mr. burrow.
if i was a little critter i would be the burrowing kind. i need light though, so a leaf pile would be ideal, until the fuggin leaf blowers come. 
what makes the fuggin cursor jump around in the text? just cuz i can't type right?
anyway dogs are often our agents, but dogs have to be themselves, and since they can't self-care like we can, since they live in the godforsaken human grid, we have to help them be dogs, and being dogs they'll help us be let us be our own agents and we'll both be happy. 
i know i'm subject to dreaming dogs. i try to study them too, and let them be.