i'm like what the fucker all these bogus blue bags of leaves. leaves hello we're supposed to leave. i can understand they hafta clean the model yacht pond, but the ground around is just mud they put planks down to reach the concrete to walk the dogs. stupid really. leave the leaves to feed the insects and the soil and for beauty and to walk upon and not tread the mud all the way home, mmmkay? no, i guess not. mmmkay blow the leaves and put them in plastic bags in the landfill where they will take 20 years to disintegrate and into the soil and the animals digestive tracts and the water and the air we breathe. but what the fuck, right, we're lucky, not everybody is as fortunate as we. 

fake leaves you can put in the trash for landfill you don't have to leave them they're not real leaves.