i see penises. i'm not looking for penises mind you, but penises appear.

i've found a black penis and a white penis on 57th street beach. not real penises but rubber ones. then i see a red gushing penis in the spooky steelworks tunnel yesterday. this morning in the guardian i see thousands of penises washed up on a california beach. see top picture above. since i seem to see an abundance of penises and i don't know if you do i thought i would share a few with you.