remember you had that dream of being naked in school under your desk and you couldn't move unless you wore your desk the rest of the day?
yeah, like every day.  
ha ha! that's a riot. 
don't laugh, you get to walk around naked all your life! you can lift your leg practically anywhere you please, long as it's outdoors, hell, you can sit around in the park with a public erection! while i still have an irrational fear of social nakedness, and i've never been caught naked once! 
ha ha, but i'd look absurd in clothes, right? i'd be humiliated! 
i doubt it, you'd just crack everybody up.