mister goes up to a girl reading, i go back and ask, i hope he's not intruding?, and no he's quite alright, but i see he's drooling in her open book, and another girl says we're jealous so i say, come say hi mister and they swoon and say is he a puppy or is he old, he's an old puppy i say, come to make your day. and mine, i never made so many girls so happy as when mister is my chaperone.