oh my dog, you heard of booty corn? what comet ate in the park? i thought it was an interpolated garbled version of what mary voice texted, and i asked her booty corn? bit she never responded. i asked r, have you heard of booty corn? and she said you mean pirate's booty? so i looked it up and it is what i thought, butt corn. so disgusting! but right underneath on amazon google you find pirate's booty corn! so disgusting! the modern world. shit, has it always been this way? even before google amazon? r. said yea, it's probably always been this way. sigh...