goo'morning kids. it's moonday. i hope you don't hate your school. immigrants are massing at the borders. there's hell to pay the sole superpower so foolhardy and pathetic. kids, can you believe sick motherfuckers like trump run the world? such capricious god-men! where is this experiment in demockrisy headed? never mind all that, up and at 'em, go crack them books, and never look forward, hold your head up!