i can handle eccentricity of course, even insanity, if it's harmless and interesting, but the worst thing that happened today, which considering what happens in this country everyday, ain't that bad at all, is the whack job of mack's human mishandler. mister and mack and i have known each other for dog years, but this woman insists that mister is a deadly threat to her mack. 
coming upon them i usually head the opposite direction, just because her energy is so menacing. but this time i said fuck it let's just walk on by, but mister wanted to say hi and i scooted him along and he's like hey! and i look over at her and say, why do you have to make it so tense! and she says mister had her mack by the throat two times. and i said you are a liar! because it has to be a lie, and if there was ever any animosity it was so long ago, before i arrived, and for fuck sake woman, can't you see they get along fine without your menacing? it's this kind of insanity, the malevolent, thick-headed, trouble-making kind, that really bums me.