dude, we saw the dumbest, stupidest, most retarded movie ever last night about gangster cops and it was real. it had no artistic or social value whatsoever and the dagum thing should have been a half hour on lifetime between the midget shows, but no they got to stretch the stupid stuff like a wad of spent gum out to forkin' infinity dude. i was so angry i wanted to get a monk whip and flagellate myself and r. just turned away aghast and with the waste of it all and then i looked over and started laughing just like a cartoon hyena, wheezing, hysterical like when my sister and i smoked loco weed on miami beach in the 80's, i mean real whacked, dude. i could hardly breath or open my eyes, it was a world-spinning paroxysm of joy. who knows, there's a lot of shitty movies out there.