the kid likes to pee when i pee and poop when i shower. she comes in and stands on the rim of the tub then goes in the sink and sticks her paw down the hole. then she poops and i say r. would you mind scooping her poop and r. says food? and i yell, poop! then the kid starts unrolling the toilet paper but i put it on backwards so she's mystified why it doesn't unroll and she starts biting it in consternation and i say from the shower would you mind not doing that? and she looks at me with the classic look like, what? i didn't do it, it wasn't me. but she's so casual you know she knows you know she's just fooling.