sorry mister i get so weird around cops. cops freak me out mister. people like us can't trust cops mister.
an s.u.v. comes kind of slowly charging as we emerge from the tunnel and i tell him come on come on and he always dawdles left and he comes in slo-mo and the cops stop at the mouth and i pay them no attention and look at my camera and then my phone looking so intent and businesslike writing this and slowly pick up speed and the cruiser leaves and i sigh relief.
then a crazy-ass woman fakes a heart attack oh my god an elderly golden retriever off the leash! says dogs should be on a leash! dog'spose to be on a leash! and i write that in my phone as we cross the crosswalk like she's talking to herself and we're 'spose to ignore crazies who talk to themselves. but she ain't talkin' to herself she's miserably talkin' to me she says that's right, pay no attention to me! you're so special, you're above the laaaw! think you're so special just cus you got your own blog!
haha, what can i say, bye bye, by bye, have a nice day!
an s.u.v. comes kind of slowly charging as we emerge from the tunnel and i tell him come on come on and he always dawdles left and he comes in slo-mo and the cops stop at the mouth and i pay them no attention and look at my camera and then my phone looking so intent and businesslike writing this and slowly pick up speed and the cruiser leaves and i sigh relief.
then a crazy-ass woman fakes a heart attack oh my god an elderly golden retriever off the leash! says dogs should be on a leash! dog'spose to be on a leash! and i write that in my phone as we cross the crosswalk like she's talking to herself and we're 'spose to ignore crazies who talk to themselves. but she ain't talkin' to herself she's miserably talkin' to me she says that's right, pay no attention to me! you're so special, you're above the laaaw! think you're so special just cus you got your own blog!
haha, what can i say, bye bye, by bye, have a nice day!
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