the heartbreak of petey. petey's paw said petey had some kind of bulldog affliction, a blocked urethra, and was fixin' to die. i guess it was complicated by having gonads and getting fustrated, so while they were performing surgery on his u-tube, they took his gone-ads too. it was horrible, and i'm glad his paw forked over the wad. but i think paw is fustrated with petey, who also ate a rope one length of which came out his butt, and one his gullet. in the old days they probs would have often put a dog down, and got another one, grim economics, and petey's paw considered, but his daughter cried for petey's life. 
he said man we ain't seen you in a long time, and said they'd had a disaster, and i said me too! and then i never got back around to my heartbreak, the heartbreak of tinea pedis, which did seem pale next to the heartbreak of petey, but still, it's the first time i didn't tell my sad tale. i did forget about my heartbreak for a spell, contemplating petey's. i asked if there was any change in petey's behavior, and he said he has gotten more affectionate.