at least i don't have inverted nipples. i never heard such a thing. someone sent me a thing on ringworm and said it comes from working with animals, and i did wonder if mister's unidentified skin ailment and mine were related, maybe it's a drastic sympathetic reaction, but it's not ringworm, though in the same family. next to the pictures of tinea versicolor was a popular search for inverted nipples. isn't this interesting? lo siento mucho. i'll get over it!  
i promises promises. but inverted nipples! they show a man with mouth open and a breast. what an elegant, simple solution, if it works. at least i know the preventive medicine for inverted nipple syndrome.