i thought barbies were sick, creepy, ugly, stiff, and had no sexual organs, therefore no sex. that was profoundly disconcerting. it scared me that ken had no dick. i only liked to disarticulate them and hide the parts in mole tunnels around the yard. that might have led to some serious sociopathy. anyway, like the bomb, they're here to stay, they'll be with us for a plastic eternity, or the annihilation of the plasticized human race.