holy carp, mister.

holy carp, mister, i never seen the water so high. a birder came from south bend said the st. joe river was fit to flood. we went around the waterfall path, too deep. we saw a fellow turn back at the other end. i carried mister over the moon bridge and he boogied on through the ford. i dint have my waterpruf boots but was afraid he's just keep boogieing i stepped on the stones holding a branch and made it cross without wet feet. saw a carp do a belly flop
there's an insane beagle over yonder baying at all creation.