beware whole amazon foods, kids, for they have swallowed the market and they are so fat, like that giant bloated trump baby, too big to fail, kids, and bound to suck your money. first there was the scandal exposing their organic free range chickens and eggs as nothing but a brutal hoax, a factory metropolis of caged misery. then in my local store twice i've been charged more than the sign says, and today i bought the whole foods brand liquid soap and it's virtually just water with sudsing agent and scent. this is what america does best, other than terrorize and weaponize the world, make brands that are too big to fail once they've swallowed all the competition and so can save big money for the corporate heads to buy up other countries. blah blah blah right. i remember when whole foods was just expensive, but it had good stuff. now, let the buyer beware.
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