mister and friends. this bench is situated just right, there are always snacks on the ground, and mister is at home. in fact he usually doesn't want to leave, and i'd stay too if there was no dog awaiting me. well maybe it's a good thing i got lulu. these guys have good energy and snappy humor, plus they've been around the block a few times. they have some good stories. they smile and laugh a lot, and they know what the hell's going on. lot of evil, they say. and they smile away.