i tole penny the moral of the story story.
penny, i said, you made your own treat 
with the fish oil pills and curcumin 
(which was a bitter pill i reckon anyway)
and now you come stalking me for cheese-
well it ain't happening missy,
for you made your own treat,
and the very idea of a treat is it is given
not taken, can you dig? now that is what we humans
call a moral tale, and while i know 
you are amoral, yet morals do exist
in the human realm which you occupy,
though you think it is the realm of cats
with kindly human assistants, 
even in the realm of cats you see 
morals do apply, until you figure out
how to raid the fridge.