hilde is insane

hilde is hilarious, but hilde is insane. i thought she was grazing grass but she was eating blue plastic. as soon as we got inside i heard her crying. she went to the corner of the bedroom and barfed a blue wad. i should say, hilde may not be actually clinically insane, after all it's hard to measure these things. it may just be that a goat gene has seized control of her brain.