i'm in the census. i think it's the first time. when i moved here and i was living under my sister's basement stairs getting soused daily i applied to be a census worker but i was rejected. i was kind of hurt but i didn't want to do it i was scared and they did me a favor in the long run i became a dog walker and a dog blogger. now i feel good i exist and i'm one of the counted upon.

            -thanks to r. for persistently prodding me.