oh shit, we only got one roll of toilet paper left! remember when we had that crazy flu bug? we're fucked! ok don't panic when you panic you make pandemonium out of pandemic. people are buying up all the pasta, like what the fuck, like starches turn to sugar, sugar suppresses the immune system! so it's like, just dum, you know. but shit, we got to get to the dollar store for t.p., gnome sane, like toots sweet.