poop diary, lulu, fri, feb 7, 10:17. still the most bizarre and skin crawling thing i've witnessed from the spectacle of this mad regime is the whole state of the union turning in standing ovation to wan guy doh, puppet of the retarded quick tan orange empire and laughingstock of the sentient world. i remember my friend don's brother coming to visit us in so.illinois and getting hold of some orange windowpane acid, then flipping out and disappearing down the highway to get nabbed by the po-po and put in the state insane asylum quaking with terror. he was transformed into an orange and feared that he would be peeled and eaten alive. that reminds me of the orange sick fuck trump, or the orange sick fuck trump reminds me of don's brother. i wonder where he is now, and if he's still an orange. i wonder where the orange king will be when his show's over. will he be a-peeled? will he be past-by juice?