bonk. lulu bonked the head off this giacomettiesque snow person and then proceeded to eat their head like a praying mantis after a bonk. i say lulu goes bonkers when she gets excited. when we saw a friend today she said i know lulu and lulu was sniffing her good and she said she smells the boys and i said ah boys she goes bonkers when she hears that word! i just remembered when i was over at a friend's house in grade school and his sister came in the bedroom and asked if we knew what bonking was. i had no idea but i lied and said sure i know you think i'm dumb, and she laughed, you have no idea, then she asked if we wanted to know how many boys she had bonked and i forget the number but it seemed large i believe especially compared to me not having any idea what bonking was. r. says bonk when the cats bonk heads or we bonk parts, but i don't think it's a sexual kick. it's just bonk, like bonkers. why am i going on about bonk i had a stream of inconsequential things i was going to say and now this paragraph is already too long.