whelp, kids, i just joined *the satanic temple. it's so easy and user-friendly, you can do it on your laptop or smart phone. join now, kids! don't wait for the apocalypse!

*TST is a non-theistic religious organization that rejects supernaturalism and utilizes the metaphoric vision of Satan as the apotheosis of rebellion against tyrannical authority. Satan, as depicted by writers such as John Milton, William Blake, and Anatole France, lives in accordance with his good conscience, seeking knowledge, promoting empathy, reason, and justice, and struggling against oppressive forces that seek to undermine his autonomy and service to humanity.