i looked out the window this morning and said, it still blows my mind how insane humans are. we had paradise, and we squandered and systematically destroyed it.
i look at the table and somebody barfed on r.'s phone and 'puter. i went to make coffee and stepped in a lake of cat piddle. r. yelled at me and i had to wash my crocs. 
but it ain't snowing, yet. 
r. said, the accurate reportage would have mentioned you were tracking pee all over the kitchen floor.