veer arounda backing truck a dude veers around me and blasts his horn into me i chase him to yell at the fuck in his window i see he's some sort of rent-a-cop he says i know you're not intelligent but you don't ride in the center of the lane i say real fast cuz i'm riding now in the other lane, i know you're a fucking moron but you don't threaten and harrass defenseless cyclists in the center of the lane you fuck. he was smiling all the while. i noticed the garb of chicago's infamous: a real cop.s

master of ceremonies

man of the cart raking the park.

moratorium on social networking.