i met this grasshopper hanging by a spider's thread from the no swimming sign pole with the sign taken by a swimmer for souvenir. 

so with my quick instinct i begin to take pictures, and he's like, do something! and i'm like i am! 

and he's like, very funny, oh sure i can laugh too, i have humor, yes of course i see the humor in this, it's kind of existential, right. the best jokes are about sex and death. but when i see it i laugh cuz in my mind it's you hanging here, haha.


*nota bene. i untied my friend and set him on terra firma whereupon he boing-boinged post haste.