I never thought i'd hafta 
like nafta promise ya
no bufu on the beach but 
there you go
like freddy says ya never know. 

And i've herd it say it's
only display but it ain't i recall
my ole dog bigsy small
stuck like pushmepullyu
in a vacant lot  
for hours with some mongrel boy
he hardly knew. 

But here we are dude, just like i pitchered it, no mofos, no bufu, and the beach like heaven with rubble and no trubble ahh this is the life ain't it.

...then along comes theodore...

Theodore thinking bufu.

Hm, it could work between us.. i wonder what he's thinking as he stares out to sea..

But cooler teds prevail.

 now that that hump's past, I must say, you do look pretty cute together.


minutes later..

We did it, mister, a quick return to the water, and the trauma of the past is dissolved.