I don't have a picture to accompany this one because i was too preoccupied, and looking back all i can see is red, and thrashing.
i told my mom there was an incident, and there will be cussing, so cover your ears.

Mister and I were having a delightful afternoon swim when along came this brown hulk marauding. At first i just thought, He's just a young dufus, when he crashed off the rocks and tied himself up. I said, I think he's caught. Really? Dude's fondling his Personal Device. I untangle his lab. So long story short, fucking dog starts trying to fuck Mister in the water, his 100 dumb pounds submersing Mister entirely, drowning him. The fucker had never swum before, and couldn't even keep himself afloat. So he's with his small brain trying to get save his stupid skin while getting some ass from Mister and drowning both. He would almost certainly killed him if I hadn't been in the water yanking the dumbfuck off. Meanwhile the dumbfuck on shore is trying to take his shoes off while maintaining contact with his Personal Device. It's the stupidity of the human that really stuns me. I keep tending to assume animal intelligence in humans. Dogs i can forgive their humans, and humans their dogs, but i can't forgive humans with Personal Devices where their brains should be.
When I pointed out to dude it is totally uncool to drown my dog he's like, I had no idea. No apology. Excuse, He's only 9 months. I should neuter him. Or get a fucking brain. Makes me realize again, there are more differences within species than between species. Put a stupid hooman and a stupid dog together and you get stupid squared.

as A.H. would say, Next!