had a kerfuffle with a bitch in the park today. bitch said i know you're just playing ball with you dog but i have two children and i have two dogs and there are children here and it's just not cool. i say oh, it's cool, it's totally cool. she scowls evilly and i say the park is for all she opens her phone and stalks off and i wait for the police and play ball a police comes and we chat amicably says got an anonymous call (bitch doesnt have the commitment to her conviction to stand and be named and follow through to keep down the pernicious pursuers of freedom and exercise) and we chat more and carry on. so long bitch. i need another word for the bitches of the world. a true canine bitch would never harass a human bitch in the park for playing nice. what the fuck. help me somebody.  

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