I'm gonna try to read Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus. I tried a few bites before, and though old Ludwig said it's all self-evident, I couldn't make heads or tales of most of it, but the damn thing keeps creeping into my head, and it's a new translation, supposed to be imbued with fluent yet cryptic grandeur and awe-inspiring opacity. 

Ha, you sound like a blurb writer.