you were just on top of the refrigerator, weren't you? 

no i wasn't. 

i saw you—i just stepped out to get my camera to take a picture. 

no, that wasn't me. 

it's ok, as long as you're not up their eating my loaf of sourdough. 

there was no loaf up there. 

see? i knew that was you. trying to fool me. 

no, i know you're too smart for that. 

oh, thanks.