(i talk to kurt vonnegut about my day.) oh, kurt, it's been a hard day. my brother went in the hospital, then somebody took my name off my mailbox and took my mailbox and i got no mail. then i see charlie all excited to see me but held back by a chain collar. i know these are not crises, but they feel that way. anyway, it's good to see you. i like you and i feel a connection, as i do with your namesake's books.