awright, where's the duck?

like i told ya awready, there ain't no duck. the duck is history.

 haw haw, i's just funnin' ya. it ain't real, it ain't even loaded, hersh.

haw haw, thas a relief, fer a minit there you had me gone, pardner, i thot you wuz trigger happy, half-cocked, crazy-bones, gnome sane. i'll just hang onto this six shooter jest in case, umkay?