kids.  if you are out trying to be free and walk your dog in the park and you see a po-po lurking ominously don't react automatically out of fear and assume the po-po is a motherfucking asshole. just ignore him. what if a po-po is lurking omonously in the park sez putyerdogonaleash? say ok and then dawdle and wait til the motherfucker leaves. if the motherfucker won't leave, wait. if the motherfucker approaches you, put the leash on. wait til the motherfucker leaves. take the leash off the dog. look in all directions. the motherfucking po-po may be lurking nearby. when you see the park is clear of po-po's, lift up your heart and sing, and walk light, like you were born free. 
kids. remember too when you exit the park, cars do not hafta stop for you because they are more powerful and can threaten and even kill you, like the po-po, and the po-po don't care, they don't stop cars who don't stop for kids and dogs. don't believe the old slogan, they are not here to serve and protect, they are here to act mean and control you and your dog.
i bid you peace and illicit freedom in the park and safe passage on the scary streets.