i have to pause to breathe. oh i can't breathe right. i have to pause to say to my good neighbors-

thy filthy machines, thy infernal combustion motherfucking leaf blowers

 are really pissing me off!

surely you must know how evil they are if you hear their angry drone and breathe their foul exhaust, but you are well ensconced in your atmospherically -controlled domiciles or at work or you just don't give a fuck.
 

 while others walk your dogs who bark in rage against your heedless machines.

 why, oh why must you burn the oil to blow the leaf?

the leaf that is so lovely left alone, to softly crunch underfoot, and to return to soil to feed the tree once more.

and to think we are murdering people to take their oil to burn in our machines to blow the leaves.

 it just makes no sense to me.