lacy, why you be got a pronged collar on you? has you been getting notions?

well, i tell you what, i was running around like a chicken with his head cut off all day, then i realized it was columbus day, no wonder everybody's running around like chickens with they heads off and personal devices like some po-post ghosts of columbus all hapless and lost looking for a new world taking anything they can get and calling it a holiday in paradise.