it's the law, fen, it has no respect for dignity.

 but what does a pig have to do with the law? a pig wouldn't shoot anybody. a pig would have dignity. a pig wouldn't wear rouge and a silver star and act all badass and smug. a pig wouldn't be a thug for the man.

 a pig would never join the police! they would eat him! abzurd!

 

 but what if the po-po's see me?

 just act natural like. no sudden moves. smile blankly. don't look them in the eye.

 just keep repeating, i care only for aesthetics, i care only for aesthetics, until they get bored or laff confusedly and go off to dunk a donut.

 i care only for aesthetics...i care only for aesthetics...



for eugene pokryfke.